Lucky for you, some woman has taken on the duty of combing through Etsy to find you the weirdest, creepiest, and worst things available for sale on the site! Saves you hours and hours of time! This wondrous place is called Regretsy, and I suggest you visit there.
One of the common plagues of Etsy is the phenomenon known as "gluing shit to other shit" which people mistakenly believe instantly qualifies something as "art". For example, you could be the proud owner of this combination cake plate / appetizer stand / jewelry stand / make up tray / ugly cup glued to an ugly plate. And it's only $35!
You can view the rest of the post here. A chihuahua gets involved.
Warning: not good for people who dislike profanity, hate ridiculously bad "art", or are easily offended.