Hyperbole and a Half

If anyone has not been introduced to HyperboleAndAHalf.blogspot.com, you need to go visit it right now. It's basically my favorite website ever. This site is awesome. And hilarious. It's hilariously awesome. So go now.

I suggest you start with this post about the dog.

And then maybe this one about the party. 

Then just nose around the rest, and kiss the rest of your day goodbye.

Warning: Do not read during class, at work, or at any other location where snorting and laughter is not approved.